Johny arrives late for a lesson.
The teacher asks him:
- Why are you late?!
- Ma'am, I was brushing my teeth, it will not happen again!
The teacher asks him:
- Why are you late?!
- Ma'am, I was brushing my teeth, it will not happen again!
. A woman goes to the elevator and sees the snake washing his legs.
In which book are there a lot of heroes? - In a phone book.
. What’s blue and fluffy?
- Blue fluff.
- Blue fluff.
Woman comes to the doctor with a book in his mouth. The doctor asks: - What are you? - Facebook.
The man gets drunk to taxi. The taxi driver asks,
- Where are we going?
- Home!
- Further!? To the bedroom on the second floor ....
Why do birds fly to the south?
Because it is too far to walk!
What have the UFO and intelligent blondes in common?
Both of them are often talked about, but nobody has really seen them.
Why are the jokes about the blonde females so short?
So that the males could understand them.
What is democracy?
When two wolves and a sheep are having a discussion on what to have for supper.
What is the greatest nature mystery?
Women’s eyes. They can see a single hair on a white suit from ten metres.
But can’t se a garage door from half a metre.
But can’t se a garage door from half a metre.
What Is Black And White?
A zebra.
And what is black and red?
A sunburnt zebra!
And what is black and red?
A sunburnt zebra!
_What is Stretching in Summer and Shortening in Winter?
_Vacations! Two months in summer and one week in winter.
_Why Do We Need Both Optimists and Pesimists?
_The optimist constructs a plane and the pesimist a parachute.
__How To Say Vegetarian in Other Words?
A less skilful hunter.
_Do you know a bird in six letters that does not exist any more? (for a crossword)
_Canary, eaten by our cat!
_What was Sooner, the Egg or the Hen?
_Well! Sooner, there was everything.
A Turtoise Walks across a Desert,
_and suddenly it falls into a sewer.
What is mosquito doing in the sugar? A snow holiday!
Do you know why horses have such big nostrils?
Have you ever tried to take your boogers away with dogs?
Have you ever tried to take your boogers away with dogs?
The Longest Word in English
what is the longest word in English? it's Smiles
do you know why?
there is a mile between s's
what is the secret of a perfect marriage?
a deaf husband and a stumb wife!
do you know why?
there is a mile between s's
what is the secret of a perfect marriage?
a deaf husband and a stumb wife!